WELL BUDDI, TODAY IS YOUR LUCKI DAY BECAUSE HAUNTED HOUSE INC. HAS A STRICT POLICI OF NOT PAYING LCOAL BANSD MONIE FOR GASS BECAUSE THEY ARE DRIVING 5 MINTUES TO THE SHOW AND LIKE CHINESE STARS ARE DRIVING 8 HOURS OR SOME CRAP TO PLAY IN EUGENE THE NEXT NITE. EVER BEEN TO A SHOW IN EUGENE? ME NEIGHTER, BUT SURELY IT WILL NOT BE THAT GOOD BEING A MONDAE NIGHT AND IN A HIPPIE COLLIG TOWN IN HIPPI ORGEAN STATE INSTAD OF HERE. BUT ENOUGHT ABOUT OREGON, I'M PRETTY SRUE THEY DON'T EEVN WORK OUT OR POP BONERS. EVERYONE EVERYONE PLEASE BRING A RESAONABLE AMOUNT OF MONEY FOR OUT OF TOWN CHUMS SO THEY ARE NOT BUMMED ON SACTO OR YOUR PARENTS WILL BE CALLED TO PICK YOU UP AND THEN YOUR DAD'S MUSCLES WILL SPANK YOU UNTIL BLOOD SHOOTS OUT OF YOUR FACE. AND SERIOUSLY, DON'T BE CYBERJERKS JUST BECAUSE YOU AHVE BEEF WITH LOCAL GUYZ. YOU CAN FITGHT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT ACROSS THE STREET WITH CHAINS THAT I WILL BRING TO THE SHOW FOR YOU. NO ONE WILL BREAK UP THE FIGHT, SEROIUSLY. THE END.
P.S. WE WILL BE WATCHING THE SUPERBALL 1|2 THYME SHOW AND EATINC SLAMMER DCC'S AT WILLY'S BEFORE THE SHOW. PLEASE COME AND DO THAT TOO. THAT COSTS MONEY, BUT ALL PROCEEDS GO TO WILLY'S BURGERS AND THE NICE PEOPLE THAT WORK THERE. NOT TO BANDS!!!!