YO DUDES, A BUNCH OF BANDS AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THEM SOUNDZ LIKE SO I'M GOING TO MAKE SOMETHING UP:
CCR HEADCLEANER IS ALEX AND JUSTIN FROM LONG LEGGED WOMAN, HOSPITALS, ETC. GOOD BROS FROM THE DURTY SOUTH WHO RELOCATED TO SAN FRANCISCO A YEAR OR SO AGO. THEY'VE BEEN KILLING IT EVER SINCE. THIS SHOW KICKS OFF THEIR FULL US TOUR WHICH WILL MAKE THEM FAMOUS. SHOW UP AND SPEND SOME GREEN, THEY DESERVE YOUR SUPPORT.
PISTOL PETE ARE IN HIGH SCHOOL. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG EXCEPT FOR OLD CREEPS PEEPING ON THE BABES THAT ARE SURE TO SHOW UP TO SEE THEM? DONT END UP ON NBCS TO CATCH A PREDATOR, BE A GENTLEMAN AND ASK FOR SOME ID. I THINK SOMEONE SAID THESE GUYS ARE THE NEW BAND OF THE SUMMER, CATCH THE WAVE OKAY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT LEE BABY SIMS SHOW OR DEATH LEDGER ARE GOING TO BE LIKE, ALL I KNOW IS MY MAN HOBO NICK IS IN BOTH OF THEM AND HE'S GOT A TASTE FOR THE SWETE SOUNDS OF THE 60S AND 70S. FREEDOMROCK MAN, TURN IT UP.
REALIZE THERE ARE A LOT OF SHOWS THIS WEEK, BUT I WOULD NEVER STEER YOU WRONG. THIS ONE'S SO GOOD DYLDO MAED A FLIER FOR THIS.