ok so no reverb, no tuning very well, no song structure, absolutely no effects on vocals, no drums, no singing a melody, no singing monotone either, no make up, no looking like mr. ordinary, no cute girls or ugly chicks, no vintage guitars, no new amps, no fuzz pedal, no metal, no post punk jangly wanks, god knows no wah pedals, the wow pedal is ok but not on bass, no flannel, no t-shirts, no shades, no chick bassists, no jumping while playing, no hair in the face unless its my hair in your face, no bass in your face, no eye closing while singing, no "cool" twin-verbs, no guitars through bass amps, no playing to the crowd, no rock n roll or any sub-genre or jazz or anything musical, no noise acts, drum circles are cool only if they're all played with bass drums and closed hi-hats, no laughing, no sacto kids and no davis kids and god knows no big rock endings....thank you good night