Re: Re: REAL JAVALOUNGE STATUS
Posted by Loserkid5150 on 2009-05-31 12:48:34pm
Sorry, I only D.J. at cool venues like, "On the Y".

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:JUST WANTED TO CALL AND LET YOU TURKEYS KNOW I GOT THIS ONE. WE'RE HAVING A SOFT OPENING MONDAY WITH FREE WHITE WINE SPRITZERS AND SHRIMP FOR EVERYBODY. J-LO'S GOT BIG PLANS FOR 2009: LAMBOS, SNOW, FURS, BIGAZZ PHONES, AND MY MAN DEEJAY LOSERKID5150 ON THE WHEELS OF STEEL EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT. WORLD CLASS $200 A HEAD BRUNCH EVERY SUNDAY UNTIL 3PM, AND LET ME TELL YOU STRAIGHT: WE GOT CAVIAR, SCRAMBLED FABERGE EGGS, AND BOTTOMLESS MIMOSAS MADE WITH FRESH SQUEEZED FLORIDA ORANGE JUICE AND DOM PERIGNON. AND IN CASE ANYONE ASKS IF WE HAVE ANY GREY POUPON, THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUSLY YES...PROBABLY SOME LIVE MUSIC TOO, AND I GUARANTEE YOU IT WILL BE CLASSY AS HELL AS SOON AS I'M DONE COVERING UP ALL OF THE ART ON THE WALLS FROM SHIT I BOUGHT OFF THE SISTINE CHAPEL. AT ANY RATE, I HAVE TO GO FINISH EATING MY $1000 ICE CREAM SUNDAE THAT IS MADE WITH REAL GOLDLEAF WHICH I WILL PROBABLY CHASE WITH A SHOT OF GOLDSCHLAGER (WHAT CAN I SAY, I LOVE GOLD):
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