since this topic was tops on the mess bor lately...
on my way to the train after work this afternoon i emerged from the crowd on market street and heard my name echo off the skyscrapers. i looked behind me to see ben duax standing on top of a big red tour bus, microphone in hand, donning a baseball cap and a thin beard. that genuine duax smile gleamed in the sunlight as he drifted off with a busload of tourists at his disposal.