Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: remember primo's
Posted by The Dungeon Master on 2008-08-26 11:18:19am

PRIMO'S SHOW RESULTS TABLE (Roll 1d6)

1-Bar closed, Primo cannot be reached by phone. No show.
2-Bar open, Primo runs out of beer at 9:30 PM. Roll 1d8 on the Bonfare Beer Run Encounter Results Table.
3-Bar open, six people pay cover. All bands get 1d4 gp, promoter loses 4-24 gp (roll 4d6).
4-Good times. All bands get paid 4-24 gp (roll 4d6), promoter gets 3-18 gp (roll 3d6.) If merch is available, sell 1d6 records and 2d4 T-shirts.
5-Good times, as above. Primo falls unconscious 1d4+2 hours into show.
6-Roll on Wandering Drunk Table (see below) for combat encounter.

PRIMO'S WANDERING DRUNK TABLE (Roll 1d4)

1-Two regulars playing pool get in fight, 33% chance (1-2 or 1d6) fight interrupts show.
2-Crack whore gets angry at band for not playing Michael Jackson covers, takes microphone and begins singing Motown hits. If bands or promoter attempt to intervene, an aging pimp will attack in order to protect her honor. 2 HD, AC 8 (fur coat), attack 1d6 (cane), special attack (thrown beer bottle.)
3-Primo has double-booked the night, use Random Band Generation Table and resolve melee to determine which bands get to play.
4-Band member breaks lamp, sets fire to carpet or throws something at bartender. 50% chance (roll 1-3 on 1d6) show is shut down, 50% chance incident is ignored.



:primo's: not only where 14 year old girls can buy beer, but where primo tries to buy 14 year old girls while they buy beer for their 18 year old friends.
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:many defining moments at primos, that i will always remember.
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:also, to the weak anon. post after loren's, when someone is actually posting under a known name and trying to make a point, someone who is extremely responsible for the early formation of many important supporting people and venues and bands of sacramento, and an awesome although underexposed artist themselves, not to mention someone you probably don't even know but are trying to tally up your newtech ego messbord hipster scorecard by shitalking to (also recall whatever "whitetrash" comment was made about troy recently), it comes across as snot-nosed second grade ignorance. go suck a pee-pee.
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