And the only reason I even told her anything is because he was asking her to ask me "What did I do last night?" because he was in pain and didn't remember why. Was I supposed to not say anything about this?
Do you really think I wanna screw with you guys? Is it not clear already how much I'm a fan of your band? Are you aware that I'm trying to NOT let people talk about your band as deserving to be banned? I've tried to be so patient and diplomatic just to keep on your good side.
Go ahead and hit me with that "I wish you would not be a fan of my band" bullshit like last time we had our tiff......back when I got banned from the Turtle House because of your shattered 40 fulla piss.
Should I even ask your band to play shows at the new place? Your band is one of the best and it really belongs there. It would be too perfect to have you be the very first band on the night of Pink Reason and Rot Shit. But can you ever trust that I'm not trying to railroad you just because when someone else reports that you fucked things up for someone else, I'm might set the record straight.
If someone's crying felony scene crime this time, I say you might be guilty of maybe the chintziest misdemeanor. You didn't do anything terrible or malicious. You and everyone within ten feet of your were just being loud and oblivious. If you wanna keep talking like you were 100% innocent, though, it just goes to show that you don't trust what anyone says. You say I'm making this monitor shit up, or I'm flip-flopping on the story. I'm not. It happened literally three feet from me.
Or maybe you think I should just let it slide. Like all's fair in the name of punk rock and freedom. I guess I would almost expect this if The Exploited were playing that night, but it was Shearing Pinx and a math band and a couple new weirdo/beardo bands.
Just a little contrition would be encouraging here, really. I gotta believe that you're not gonna break any glass or get your piss somewhere it doesn't belong, or else I will kinda worry. I really enjoy laughing when you are the life of the party, but sometimes when that switch gets flipped where self-awareness goes completely to the wind, there might be an aftermath that is regrettable for whoever's responsible for cleaning it up. Can you recognize this fact, or am I the wrong person to be asking the question?
And just to think that if none of this shit got stirred up in the first place, I was about to ask you do you wanna designated driver for the Warm Streams roadtrip party! Yet I would have still required a no Roman candles rule.
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:She either misheard me, or misreported to you. I told her what I saw.
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::Weird, the next day you were telling Michelle you saw Mike pouring beer into *computers*. Which one is it? And yes you know she has his number, along with dozens of other people.
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:::Who's making shit up? I saw you do it. I don't have your # anymore, but if I called you, would you believe me anyway? I've already heard you don't remember what happened that night.
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